Hedge Your Portfolio: Invest in Ass!

Search

New member
Joined
Sep 21, 2004
Messages
5,398
Tokens
Ass. It's not just our most abundant renewable resource, it's now a safe haven for your retirerment money in these troubled economic times.

The largest brothel in Australia went public this week, selling 7.5 million shares in it's IPO.


Talk about a recession-proof business. A hedge against inflation. A tax shelter? Who knows, but this investment advisor thinks that ass will be the new precious commodity on the CBOE, knocking gold, palladium, platinum, rhodium and silver back to their proper place in the wrold; specifically, not as important as my next piece of ass.


Phaedrus
 

I am sorry for using the "R" word - and NOTHING EL
Joined
Oct 21, 1999
Messages
9,024
Tokens
i hear things are "looking up" for them. the place is busting at the seams and the most familita phrase uttered is, "Cum on down, you are the next contestant!"
 

Forum statistics

Threads
1,115,293
Messages
13,523,148
Members
100,257
Latest member
maxbarks
The RX is the sports betting industry's leading information portal for bonuses, picks, and sportsbook reviews. Find the best deals offered by a sportsbook in your state and browse our free picks section.FacebookTwitterInstagramContact Usforum@therx.com